TESTIMONIALS

What The Critics Have Said About Mustard Allegro

“Always on the edge of disaster.”
His Holiness the Pope

“I have never seen a more flagrant abuse of morality and the law”
Chief Justice Abdul Goldburg

“You’re going to put places out of business.”
Drummers Father

“These are very bad People, the badliest”
President Donald Trump

“I’ll never forgive them for saving Slough”
John Betjeman

Mustard Allegro are brilliant. They played at the opening of a packet of crisps in the back of my mondeo just the other day. The crisps were ready salted.”
Tarquin Quinoa The Third

“We were blown away by how brilliant Mr Horse was and have had so many comments on how good his storys were all night. We especially enjoyed the one about Mr Horse and the haunted mirror. Some even say that their feet hurt for days due to so much dancing! You provided us with such fantastic entertainment – the whole package was truly brilliant and we will certainly be recomending Mr Horse to everyone! He really helped make the day extra special.”
Kate Humble

“I paid no money for this in my local pub, can i have my money back please.”
Sir Alan Sugar

“Better than my best Kouign Amann.”
Jean Claude Jam Flan, ex-pastry chef to Bros

“Akin to being licked by an excitable puppy.”
Mark E Smith

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